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Recognition for the unrecognized.
Desk plates for the people actually running things. Engraved to order in Hopewell Junction, New York, on solid two-ply stock that will outlast the job.
Director ofFirst Impressions
Internal Memorandum
- To:
- All Staff
- From:
- Middle Management
- Re:
- Titles, accuracy of
It has come to our attention that the title on your desk does not reflect the work you perform. This has been reviewed and will not be corrected through official channels.
Accordingly, you may now issue your own. Three finishes are authorized. Some are appropriate for a performance review. Most are not.
Effective immediately.
Currently in circulation
A sample of what's available. Everything is cut to order, so nothing here is out of stock.
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Made properly, on purpose
- Material
- Two-ply engraving stock. The letters are cut through to a second layer of color underneath, so they cannot scratch, peel or fade off. This is not a printed sticker.
- Finishes
- Textured walnut, navy, or black — all with white lettering.
- Sizes
- 2 × 8 inches standard. 2 × 10 for longer titles.
- Mounting
- Plate on its own, aluminum desk holder, or aluminum wall holder.
- Made in
- Hopewell Junction, New York, by Streber LLC.
- Shipping
- Cut and shipped within two business days.